Sunday, June 19, 2016
Week 20: The Great Grey Turd
Hey Junior
I was tempted to say hey baby but my bigger baby, namely your dad likes to correct my wording and say it's not a baby until it's out. So I will continue to call you, Junior.
Ever since the 2nd or 3rd month, I have been sleeping with his huge body pillow, I call the giant turd. It's a long strip of pillow that I sleep with on the bed that makes it possible to sleep with my impossible nightmares and busted left shoulder. In Jan, we had a snow storm and I yanked my shoulder backwards when I was slipping down a pair of stairs on my way to Chinatown. On top of it now, I have trouble sleeping on my back bc of two reasons. They say my uterus is compressing on my vena cava limited the blood coming back into my heart and therefore pumping into my body and you! And it makes me feel nauseous and uncomfortable for the same reason. So this is the massive turd that sleeps in our bed.
Dad has been sweet with it. He cuddles next to me, next to it and places his head on it for 10min in the morning and spoons me before I get up. It's the best start of a day.
This giant turd has been a big lifesaver. Your auntie sandy let me borrow hers. I hope the person that invented it made a fortune from it.
Love you
Mom
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